if you call a girl barbecute chances are she’ll be your grillfriend
IT IS POSSIBLE THAT WE AS A FAMILY HAVE ACQUIRED A JESUS DILDO FROM MY GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE
it is definitely a dildo
do you go to confession after using this
May the Lord be in your heart and help you to confess your sins with true sorrow.
Well actually, Father, Jesus was more than in my heart.
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
No One To kiss On Christmas A song by Julian Torres
I’m A Strong Independent Lonely Woman on Christmas by Ariela Dea
I finished my homework and paper and showered a before 12! I don’t know why but I’m feeling lonely but not really. And I am really annoyed with people. I need a break from everything. These next too weeks are packed for me. At least me and Ant are taking classes together and carpooling. He’s too sweet and won’t accept my money.
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”